im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
time to smoke my breakfast
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
