Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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