they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We need to get me chipped asap
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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