and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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