At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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