I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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