Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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