her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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