great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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