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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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