The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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