I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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