so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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