That's intense
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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