guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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