Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
At least make sure they are 18
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My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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