Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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