we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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