I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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