belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He better not be in your backpack
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
