We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
wrigley field is MILF paradise
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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