We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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