So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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