member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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