The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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