found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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