singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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