sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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