Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
