It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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