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(502): View more from Kentucky

bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.

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(714): View more from California

I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.

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(616): View more from Michigan

you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets

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(240): View more from Maryland

I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun

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