i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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