the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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