with your own penis?
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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