Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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