just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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