I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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