do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
