You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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