i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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