my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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