No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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