He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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