why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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