Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I still have a little drunk in my system
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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