i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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