we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
