your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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