That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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