i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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