please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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