I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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