respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just had sex on a roof
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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